Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A: The Holocaust.
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
Knock, knock.
-Who's there?
To.
-To who?
To whom.
Q: Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
A: Because he was hit by a bus.
Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?
A: Red paint.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Q: Whats green and has wheels?
A: Grass, I lied about the wheels.
Q: How do you confuse a blond?
A: Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
There's an Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew standing at a bar.
What a fine example of an integrated community.
Knock, knock.
-Who's there?
Dave.
-Dave who?
Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers
has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
We are all on the spectrum
On oikeastaan ymmärrettävää, että ihmiskunta ei löydä sopua. Me syyttelemme herkästi toisia osapuolia milloin mistäkin. Ja mitä kauempana v...
