Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A: The Holocaust.
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
Knock, knock.
-Who's there?
To.
-To who?
To whom.
Q: Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
A: Because he was hit by a bus.
Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?
A: Red paint.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Q: Whats green and has wheels?
A: Grass, I lied about the wheels.
Q: How do you confuse a blond?
A: Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
There's an Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew standing at a bar.
What a fine example of an integrated community.
Knock, knock.
-Who's there?
Dave.
-Dave who?
Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers
has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
