walking in slow mo

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A: The Holocaust.


An Irishman walks out of a bar.


Knock, knock.

-Who's there?

To.

-To who?

To whom.


Q: Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
A: Because he was hit by a bus.



Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?
A: Red paint.



A dyslexic man walks into a bra.




Q: Whats green and has wheels?
A: Grass, I lied about the wheels.



Q: How do you confuse a blond?
A: Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.


There's an Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew standing at a bar.
What a fine example of an integrated community.



Knock, knock.

-Who's there?

Dave.

-Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers
has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.